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[camrogers]

Mobile phone radiation 'fries sperm.'
Men who talk for hours on their mobile phone could be jeopardising their chance of fathering a child, Australian research suggests.

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[drwally.livejournal.com]

What kind of man talks for hours on their mobile phone? What are they talking about? FEELINGS? MANTYHOSE?

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

I daresay it doesn't matter. Career first and all that. Who has time to breed? Still, I suppose the busy exec could toss one off into a thermos during one of his less people-intensive conference calls, the handset nestled into the crook of his neck as he whacks off while discussing metal real-estate with a Hong Kong babyfood speculator. His PA could have it couriered across town, to where his life-partner waits with three pillows and a turkey baster. Upload the birth to YouTube and he can watch it in 10 minute installments between idea-crunching with the team from sales on a red eye flight to Brunei.

Christ I'm tired.