Today's Fun Travel Fact

[camrogers]

To put it bluntly, Icelandic women make Finnish women seem homely. At worst they're hot, on average they're luminous.

Dear God.

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[flemco.livejournal.com]

The three I've met were also staggeringly tall.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Bjork.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Man, I warned you about the sex-crazed Bjork alikes.

So, pics or it didn't happen.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

It didn't happen. Just because I acknowledge qualities doesn't mean I need to attempt to shag the bearer of those qualities.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of more street scenes.

I wasn't looking for surrupticious boobie shots or upskits.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

Ah right. Not sure if I have many of those. But in hospitality and counterwork... holy crap.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

I'm screwed anyway. I go for brains after about 10 minutes.
BRAINS! BRAAAAINS!

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

Same. Pretty's all well and good but it's not what gets things happening. At second worst you're lumbered with a person for whom pretty's all they've got. At worst it's that and they've been rewarded for it they're entire life. That way lies Hell.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

This may be the closest I have come to male bonding in years.
Allow me to pour a beer so that we may toast mammaries together.

/they're entire life?
One of us is drunk, sir.
The other is drunker.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

No, wait. It's morning there. I doubt you're still drunk.

/My horrors. I will show them to you. But I did not just find a pic of a candidate for the NSW Senate wearing a swastika armband. I think.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

It's 3:12pm here. And I've hardly had any booze or caffeine since I left Oz. Weird. It just happened that way.

On the one hand I miss home, on the other all this travel really has illustrated to me just how juvenile Australia is. I mean juvenile in the age sense. Australia feels like it's just past toddler stage and behaves as such (and it's how the citizenry is treated by the government). The US is adolescent. Europe feels like it's in its mid-30s. I don't think any nation anywhere feels older than that to me.

But yeah, home. Fucking hell. I do wonder if we need to get invaded, just so what we take for granted is jeopardised badly enough that future maltreatment isn't tolerated. Just one of my theories. I have many.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

And I've hardly had any booze or caffeine since I left Oz.
Odd. You should have gone Kon Tikki. :O


On the one hand I miss home, on the other all this travel really has illustrated to me just how juvenile Australia is

It gets you, huh? I noticed that too.

I do wonder if we need to get invaded,
When, not if.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

You an unfailing blast of sunshine up the jacksie of Gloom.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Kon Tiki man.
Just do it.

/You have no idea the horrors I have seen in the past three hours.
David Barker, man.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

Google tells me he trains racehorses.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

No.

David Barker is a disendorsed Liberal candidate who was dumped because he was insane. And he's running for the senate. He's a Small Business + Pensioner who hates muslims and doesn't think non-Christians should have a vote. His partner is probably from the same church. There is some horrid stuff about Barker online. I don't have the stomach.

[tyggerjai.livejournal.com]

Hell, after Berlin I think Australia needs 40-odd years of Soviet oppression to kickstart a decent countercultural arts movement.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

I make typos like that all the time and never realise. It's a recent thing.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

I do it too. I figure as we get older the brain pathways skip a beat. I had an entire magazine to check for its and it's.

Stupid brains.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Ludicrously fresh air and a diet high in fish oils, I'm guessing!

[matcha-pocky.livejournal.com]

Screencap or it didn't happen.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

This has not been Cam's Sex Tour of Europe for Chrissakes. I'm just saying.

[matcha-pocky.livejournal.com]

AW C'MON PLZ

[damien-wise.livejournal.com]

You know what they say about such hijinks while on tour: What Goes on the Internet Stays on the Internet.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

This has not been Cam's Sex Tour of Europe

So I registered CamsSexTours.org for no reason?

Bugger.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that domain was still available.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

CamGoesWild.com is.
If you're keen.

But the Gone Wild associations were a bit rohypnoltastic for me. I tought I'd keep is classy like Laurance Fishburn.

[blithespirit.livejournal.com]

I didn't want or expect pr0n. But some photos of random awesome Icelanders would be cool.

Also, please put your gay hat on and tell me if the guys are also hawt. Enquiring imaginations want to know. :)

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

I think you could be happy here. I haven't seen the likes of the guy who plays Erik on True Blood, but the guys here are not unattractive.

As for photos I find it hard to just photo people like they're landmarks. Especially when I'm in the process of buying something from them.

[blithespirit.livejournal.com]

It is a big thing to ask, I agree.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

I suspect you'd have liked our guide.

[tyggerjai.livejournal.com]

Megan says yes, if Sweden is anything to go by. Also, our scrawny Scottish guide for the Alternative Berlin tour commented thus: "The *real* problem with Sweden is that every time I go I realise how profoundly unattractive I am".

I should get up to the rest of Scandewegia, I guess. But Swedish girls are a little too wholesome and healthy looking for me. I might stick to the Russians, despite their dress sense.

[drjon.livejournal.com]

Oh, did I not mention that already? Sorry.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

Have you been here?

[drjon.livejournal.com]

Not recently.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

Both you and Brendan talk highly of the place. Now I can really see why.