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I don't want to go to work.

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Here's a thing:

1). When reading reports involving the use of remote-piloted planes, mentally replace 'drones' with 'robots.'

2). When reading reports about pornography and the evils thereof, replace 'pornography' with 'pictures of people fucking.'

And you get:
 

'Hundreds of people have been killed in robot attacks since mid-2008. '

and from this coverage of the Google stouche in China:

 

'...he did not mention Google by name, but he did complain fraud, "rumours"  and pictures of people fucking were a menace. '


 

(Wondering if that'll seem half as funny once I get home.)