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A guy in Melbourne (?) is at a video arcade, sneaks into the alley for a joint.  Two cops walk in. 

COP: What's that you've got there?
GUY: It's a joint.

COP takes it and weighs it. 

GUY: That's not fair.  What about the paper and the tobacco?
COP: We weigh it in what we find it in.
GUY: What if you found it in my car which weighs two tonnes?
COP: You'd be fucked.

Well it made me laugh.

Also, might not be Australia, could have been UK.  Do cops weigh over here? 
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