via Jamie Kilstein
A guy in Melbourne (?) is at a video arcade, sneaks into the alley for a joint. Two cops walk in.
COP: What's that you've got there?
GUY: It's a joint.
COP takes it and weighs it.
GUY: That's not fair. What about the paper and the tobacco?
COP: We weigh it in what we find it in.
GUY: What if you found it in my car which weighs two tonnes?
COP: You'd be fucked.
Well it made me laugh.
Also, might not be Australia, could have been UK. Do cops weigh over here?
COP: What's that you've got there?
GUY: It's a joint.
COP takes it and weighs it.
GUY: That's not fair. What about the paper and the tobacco?
COP: We weigh it in what we find it in.
GUY: What if you found it in my car which weighs two tonnes?
COP: You'd be fucked.
Well it made me laugh.
Also, might not be Australia, could have been UK. Do cops weigh over here?
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I've never heard of it. But I've never heard of it in the UK.
It'd be somewhere were it was decriminalised, no?
(Which it was in WA, that may have changed).