WTF?! God, no. Please, I'd prefer to see this film die before it's released that know it's been trashed by Anakin Skywalker.
And I say that with William Gibson up there with Iain M. Banks as a personal favourite author and the one who woke me up to how damn good speculative fiction can be.

You want relevancy? Hayden Christensen had just turned three when "Neuromancer" was published.